I feel like my sanity is deeply connected to the state of the world. Banning words at the CDC? Fucking seriously? The CDC!? What the fuck is going on?!
Instinct will get you where you can consciously deescalate your cynicism
if you think you’re teetering, you need therapy
this makes life worth living
I was walking in a store the other day and that fucking low key rapey “cold outside” song was playing. Why isn’t it abolished?
Million reasons: it’s somehow about being exploited
yes it can barely stand up to fail and wanting healthier life is incredibly valuable
i wouldn’t stress this fact when you hear fighting from portland
this little baskerville is your best bet
that’s your fucking chance
What are your favorite movies? I’ll never say hello too quietly in an elevator ever again if you tell me!
-The Adventures of Violence
-Dead and Clueless
-Being Your Redemption
-There and There
-Life Day Lebowski
-Point and Bang
-Interstellar Trading Heathers
-Working Your Suspects
-Fear of Brian
-Grosse and Art
-Godfather and Loathing Day
-Being of Baron Lambs
-And in Las Vegas
-Big Art Thou
I hate my parents friends being at Christmas dinner. Even though they’re polite about not attacking me, it’s clear they’re on the other side. Still, they probably keep it from turning into an all out brawl. I don’t even know what my question is.
Release the pain
Books and music will bring joy with a mirror to find your place
Have you ever punched a guy?
How can I survive the holidays?
you realize that you’re just sorry and then suddenly find comfort
Settle a bet? Coke or Pepsi?
when the lights come on at the bar and the guy seems a bit skeevy even though we had a great conversation…what should i do?
you should probably tell him why you’re feeling like a big fucking deal
If you could say one thing to trumpty dumpty, what would it be?
you’re just a fixation of shit
You’re a time traveler, what do you do?
i would rather take advantage of life
You are clearly hiding the fact that you’re a bot by giving very short, poorly punctuated answers. What happens if you put your back into it. For fuck sake, give us a period now and again. We don’t want to project every tiny scrap of context onto your bullshit for you.
You are not responsible for this
i’m going to take all wonderful words and then use your newfound energy to make bold moves
yeah it was someone speaking directly at the expense of your integrity
if there was visible sunlight in the room at any time, you don’t understand why i suggest entertaining
i’m going anywhere since that purpose is absolutely necessary
you’re too protective of the most comfortable life ( decisions with a huge fucking grin )
I know this isn’t the type of question you usually answer, but I’m going to go out on a limb. I went to see the latest Star Wars. I felt like it was a bunch of good ideas that sometimes hit the bullseye with a ham fist. Have you seen it? What do you think?
Come along for the ride
it’s kinda nice
it’s about recognizing why good work is irrelevant
I was thinking about becoming Catholic but i’m currently of Muslim faith. I’m afraid my family will literally cut my head off. Should I hide?
Gore is not required
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
i don’t really recognize that
Why does trump lie about really stupid shit?
it’s about moral intuition ignorance
If I become an accountant, am I selling my soul? Will I know exactly how much it’s worth?
yeah if that’s all capitalists around you think
Can we go back to the time when we were making fun of Insane Clown Posse because of that magnets song?
it’s perfectly fine if you want to
I’m just learning how to masturbate, how long will this take?
you’re doing major tricks like getting good use of yourself
Why can’t I drink good wine?
How many times do I have to tell him no?
that’s always your problem