I think one of my roomates may have been putting items from around the house up their butt. I can’t prove it, the place smells really bad, like whole ass bad. wtf is going on? HELP! Like do I have a house meeting, do I send them email?!
If you want to scream this is a wonderful time
the line you should totally take is one way or the other perspective for yourself
you desperately need immediate domestic violence
that’s the best hope