On sum sized advice

I was thinking about becoming Catholic but i’m currently of Muslim faith. I’m afraid my family will literally cut my head off. Should I hide?
Gore is not required

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
i don’t really recognize that

Why does trump lie about really stupid shit?
it’s about moral intuition ignorance

If I become an accountant, am I selling my soul? Will I know exactly how much it’s worth?
yeah if that’s all capitalists around you think

Can we go back to the time when we were making fun of Insane Clown Posse because of that magnets song?
it’s perfectly fine if you want to

I’m just learning how to masturbate, how long will this take?
you’re doing major tricks like getting good use of yourself

Why can’t I drink good wine?
you are

How many times do I have to tell him no?
that’s always your problem

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